Obama on every channel, where's American Idol when you need it?

I think I saw dear leader deliver a speech on animal planet too. (it's a joke people, sit down, a joke)

Good luck selling snake oil big O. Good luck.

Chances big O would say something about Durban II shame?

Chances big O would blame Bush for everything?

Chances he will discuss how contraceptives and dog parks and other pork will do any good?

Promises... promises... promises...

Caterpillar employees - do you still believe this snake oil salesman?