Click to waste a couple of minutes and be baffled for an hour or so.
If it were a "Caption This!" thread:
* The more it gets around... the more STD-s...
* Fish tasting kisses
* The ladies dig the crazy look
* If you've seen the show, you'd be even more baffled
* Bond, James Bond - would turn in his grave
* The opposite of classic English Gentleman
* And then he screamed at that poor Australian girl: VOTE OBAMA