It turns out you can still be trailer trash even if you are a multi-million dollar green hypocrite douche-bag

Apologies to hard-working underpaid individuals smeared by being associated with Green Douche-Bags.

I'm looking at all you guys here; Larry, Laurie, Al...
Al Gore Having an Affair

On the heels of the report that Al and Tipper Gore grew apart after 40 years of marriage comes the story that Al Gore has been having an affair with Laurie David, the ex-wife of television mainstay Larry David.

Larry and Laurie David divorced in 2007 after reports that Laurie was bumping uglies with the caretaker of the Davids' summer home. After doing the help, Laurie apparently became convenient for Al Gore.

Straight out of a Jerry Springer episode. Ready for the Kardashians/Al-Gore merger reality show...