The Reign of Lame Falls Mainly on McCain
Funniest line:
I keep trying to get Democrats to take my advice (stop being so crazy), but they never listen to me. Why do Republicans take the advice of their enemies?
Great observation:
This was such an enormous Democratic year that even John Murtha won his congressional seat in Pennsylvania after calling his constituents racists. It turns out they're not racists -- they're retards. Question: What exactly would one have to say to alienate Pennsylvanians? That Joe Paterno should retire?
Apparently Florida voters didn't mind Obama's palling around with Palestinian activist Rashid Khalidi and Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, either. There must be a whole bunch of retired Pennsylvania Jews down there.
That should be a bumper sticker: "Retired Pennsylvania Jew: I vote for pals of PLO and NOI"
P.S. What's with the post-election Palin slapping on Foxnews? I guess that some republicans really don't want her back and think NOW is the right time to sabotage her for goods.
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