Evil joooooos alert: Swine Flu is actually the Jewish Rumsfeld Flu

I think I'm getting the Iranian butt rash. Watch out for the following evil araaaaab plots: The hezbollah penis itch. The Hamas purple testicles and the PLO Aids (aka Arafat's mysterious ailment).

Iranian TV Blames Donald Rumsfeld & Jews For Swine Flu (Video)

It's a Zionist-Neocon conspiracy.
Iranian television is blaming the Jews and Donald Rumsfeld for the swine flu.
The Hill Blog reported, via MEMRI:

An Iranian TV clip alleges a conspiracy between the U.S. and a drug maker to spread the virus. The clip says the U.S. is in cahoots with the drugmaker of Tamiflu and Donald Rumsfeld, who they say owns stock in the company (I'm not kidding). And if that's not enough, the drug maker is also apparently run by Jews, further adding to the cabal!